Willow Smith Is Signed To Roc Nation

    Here’s another one of those stories about a kid who has accomplished more in their nine years than I probably will in my 44*: Willow Smith, who bummed us all out by being a rapper yesterday, is apparently signed to Jay-Z’s Roc Nation imprint, putting her on a real label with a real boss (Jay-Z, I guess). I heard the dudes at Anticon put in a bid, but lost. And I bet Beanie Sigel is so mad right now, you guys. {Real Talk

     

    *- At which point I will succumb to alcoholism brought on by writing all these posts about kid rappers