Perennially bearded Etan Rosenbloom digs being the go-to guy for metal reviews for the skinny-pants and cool glasses-wearing Prefixmag readership. It wasn’t always that way though – before discovering the glory of the riff, Etan geeked out to the Beatles and a cappella madrigals, and briefly fell under the sway of his father’s avant-garde jazz collection. He is unrepentant about his complete Frank Zappa discography, very repentant about his complete Phish discography (a sign of a simpler time), and very stoked about his complete Death discography. When not writing about Satan’s minions via various online music periodicals, Etan works as a double executive assistant at ASCAP. Current interests: weight loss, getting his car registered, finding creative uses for ironing boards, avoiding business tax fees, wearing the same blazer four nights in a row without anyone noticing, attracting women that are in to raw foods despite his own goat-like food philosophy.