Jeff Klingman was transplanted into the sedated body of Brooklyn, New York, after previous attempts to transplant him into New London, Connecticut; Salem, Oregon; Syracuse, New York; Sydney, Australia; London; and Dublin, Ireland were rejected by his respective hosts. So far the procedure is going well -- if by "going well" you mean keeping your headphones on while pretending to work at a stuffy office job all day. According to the New England Journal of Medicine, that is exactly what you mean. While we're talking about doctor stuff, you know that disease on television commercials called "restless legs syndrome"? Jeff thinks he might have that.