This New Insane Clown Posse Video Has “Fucking Rainbows After It Rains,” Etc.

     

    Look, I really wanted to avoid posting this Insane Clown Posse video, because let’s face it; we don’t need another blog post telling you how much crystal meth Juggalos smoke, and how the Insane Clown Posse are making loads of money convincing mouth-breathing chumps that getting together to celebrate violence creates a “community.” It’s been done.

     

     

    But then I got around to watching the video for “Miracles,” and this shit is just insane. In the meth-addled brain. This is like Christian pastor trying to prove that God exists because of miracles, but then using lyrics like “fucking rainbows” and “pure motherfucking magic” to explain it. Plus I just ripped my perineum laughing at the line “fucking magnets: How do they work?” Too true, Shaggy 2 Dope. Fucking magnets, indeed. This is like a Christmas present. In April. With lines about pelicans and the miracle of how kids look like their parents. Watch this. Your week will be the best.