According to his press release, Louis Logic writes rhymes that would make Eminem blush. But on the way there, he makes his listeners cringe. There are a few interesting beats scattered throughout this record, adding a dash of flamenco guitar or a rolling piano loop, but none of them make it worth listening to its painfully juvenile content. Imagine Def Jux’s PFAC without the in-joke and you’re in the ballpark. I never thought I’d own a record that contained the lines “How would you like to get fucked in the butt? / I know you’d prob’ly love to get covered with nut,” but sadly, that day has come.