The Adventures of Jet



    Do not panic! We have addressed the security problems at singer/keyboardist Hop Litzwire’s home studio. It is true; a long-haired man time traveling from the year 1981 did indeed break in and hijack the masters for Muscle, adding a glut of whiny, high-speed prog-rock keyboards. However, we have added a state-of-the-art security system to ensure that future power-pop albums that are otherwise enjoyable are not intruded upon by such elements. We are aware that the Cars’ self-titled record is still enjoyable because it holds that air of nostalgia, which newer records cannot duplicate, and we sincerely apologize for any inconvenience. Thank you.