
Gold Cobra is the fifth studio album from Jacksonville, Florida nu-metal quintet Limp Bizkit.
Wait. What?
Oh, hey guys, you know what would be a hilarious joke? If Limp Bizkit reunited to release a new album in the year 2010. Welcome to the future, motherfuckers! After taking the better part of the last decade off to wear Smiths t-shirts and prove to the world that he no longer had the worldview of a 13 year-old boy, but rather that of a 15 year-old boy, professional idiot manchild Fred Durst reunites with those other guys (even the weird, guitar-playing one and the DJ from House of Pain!) for another album of embarrassing, terrible crap. Can Fred Durst still rap about how girls don't like him even though he's 39 years old? Can Wes Borland still wear dumb costumes while playing drop-d guitar riffs so simple that even Wes Borland, guitarist of Limp Bizkit can play them? Can a band with a DJ prove it has any relevance whatsoever in this decade? Who cares!? Take a stand, don't buy this shit!
Greetings to all fans of this great band Limp Bizkit. Exelente take out a new album recently, so I can buy it when the original sale. From their third album "Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water," as they are cowering. His other album "Results may vary", say it was not as good as the previous one because apparently received unfavorable coverage. And his fifth and latest album, so far, "The Unquestionable Truth (Part I) estubo well, but it was not recognized or was rumored this record on TV or something. Just made a video in this album, called" The Truth " most anything, no videos or advertising. In a website, states: this work of Limp Bizkit is no publicity given to this EP by the band and record label, with no single or tour, only one video clip of "The Truth" offered on the website of the band. Some theories claim that it was a challenge for the band to show that without publicity could reach fans without any advertising campaign and tour. Other theories suggest that the null Disc advertising is due to declining popularity of the band and the nu metal genre. Therefore, this band was missed by television, radio, there was nothing controversial about them, neither knew they were doing. But in the 2009, launched an unexpected tour around Europe, after warning of a new album due out early this 2010, called "Gold Cobra", title hiba formerly called "The Unquestionable Truth (Part II)". There are videos of the band in a studio making his new album. Fred Durst reads: "There will be a diluted version of Limp Bizkit, but it will be more explosive, more addictive, more momentum version of Limp Bizkit. Bone, who will come with everything for this year will be as before, as those 90 or 2000, which appeared everywhere. Do you know why the band re-grouped? Well, through a blog post on the main page, Fred Durst and Wes Borland issued a joint statement: "We decided it was more annoyed and bored with the state of popular music heavier than we were with each other. Regardless of where our paths have separated from us, we recognize that energy is a powerful and unique to this particular group of people who have not found anywhere else. This is why Limp Bizkit is back. Then, Limp Bizkit is reborn, another time in this 2010. Good luck to the band
R1 (Richard)
F...k you Scott Orwig! Asi if you're ever gonna make a song as popular like Limp Bizkit did. You don't know what you're talking about and you should just shut the f...k up! who the hell do you think you are?
Michael
Scott you obviously didn't even listen the the last e.p. put out by the band. Wes Borland is one of the most creative and unique guitarist from the past 20 years when it comes to creating music that is catchy and unique. You don't even pay attention to Sam Rivers who is an amazing bass player just like Borland being amazing at guitar. It's funny how most people like to still complain about the antics of Fred Durst being smart from a business standpoint, which a band really is. He got publicity good or bad, it got people to talk, it sold albums and still 10 years after "Significant Other" people like you still talk about Fred's antics. LB is a sweet band, one of the most influential bands from the mid 90's "nu-metal". If you actually like metal music, and music that is good, don't hate on their success. What success do you have? You have a Website? What do you do? Do you have platinum albums? Do you have a following that puts your last effort on the billboard charts at 24 the first week out selling over 100,000 copies just in the U.S.? Didn't think so! Their Last album was not like all the old bubble gum metal like "the nookie", it was mature, as they had grown old, fred actually used his voice, to voice opinions of important issues at the time. When Gold Cobra comes out in the next few months, be prepared to get bit by the fierceness that is the LB
Just J
LIMP BIZKIT is a great band. Shush your teeth.
fuubag
Give a loudmouth a computer and they think they have an important impact on the world.
First off, being a huge fan of limp bizkit, especially Wes' playing style, its in C# dumbass, not drop D.
Its also rather funny, because Wes may not be the greatest guitarist ever, he is well recognized for how he plays and he has a unique style. rather than belting the same sloppy muddy notes around, he mixes heavy and melodic in ways you just dont hear too often. in fact, the whole entire band is good at what they do!
LB has a sea of loyal fans, platinum records, and an energy unlike most current day bands.
Your probably one of those old fans of limp bizkit to afraid to say it because your friends might judge you.
if thats not true, how come you are checking up on the band?
It isnt common knowledge that they are back.
Gold Cobra is gonna strike! lets see if you haters can fix up an anti venom in time!
twitch
Limp Bizkit rule.
Gold Cobra - bring it
white trash
I totally agree with twitch 100%....Limp has made 2 weak cd's in my mind; the unquestionable truth(more an ep) and results may vary was not up to speed...however with 3 dollar bill-significant other- and chocolate starfish Limp created tones that were unrivaled in originality and creativity....stop hating on a band that has accomplished so much in the face of the harshest critical scrutiny...and with Wes Borland officially back on the team you can't bet your ass Bizkit is bringin that beat back...eat a penis Scott you hater and a half...obviously you care creating this forum! Bizkit for life-
Liam
F**k YEA!!!! Bring it gold cobra!!!! and as for scott, GO F**K YOURSELF YOU HATER!!!!! the Bizkit are about to take on the world again!!!! So cant wait!!!
mr FD
you know what,I like the slander on the band,it makes me like the music even more.You know why?CUz i live to hate ignorant pricks like yourself living their unrecognized life and will never understand growing up with such a powerful influence like LB Im glad the band receives such negative posts,if everyone liked the band i would of flipped years ago if i found out that lifeless dumb ass no good bulls-hit eaters like yourself are fans that is something special to me and people alike...
Vallentine
Scott, prove to the LBF how much better you are than LB and cover one of their songs.
We'll see how "Easy" their stuff is then.
Oh, and how appropriate that "Douchebag" may be one of the song names - it must be about you!
Rice
hell yeah limp bizkit rules beats all others come on gold cobra yea yea!!!!!!! LBF fo life
BradCoRe
Hell yah Limp Bizkit is awesome. Golden cobra will be the best they've done in a long time and I can't wait to see them live which would be the first time I see them live.
Chris Raes
Holy sh-t. The person who made this article is so retarded. The 99-00 hate is over dude. get over it. People don't hate limp bizkit, they hated them because they appeared from no where and started rocking the f-ck out.
Limp Bizkit is a f-cking good band. Really THAT good. Anxious to hear they're new album.
Drop D riffs? Drop C#. Anyways, i don't even know why am i replying to this thread.
TiNkLeR
Orwig, Shut your mouth!! Limp Fans are waiting for this! I can't wait. Gold cobra, Bring it on mutha fuuuuka!
jonesy
I d0nt find any reas0n why results may vary n the unquesti0nable truth didnt get as much p0pularity as their previ0us 3 albums g0t.Fred's was m0re matured in da latest 2 albums.N yeah!G0ld c0bra is g0nna r0ck da w0rld
Rehan durst
Scott,
Linkin Park, a band with a DJ, proved to have relevance throughout the decade. So to answer your question, yes, they can. Wes Borland has been recognized by several magazines & critics as one of the best guitarists in modern rock music, so your attacks on his ability to play are ridiculous.
As for Fred Durst. He was overexposed in the late 90's/early 2000's, but since then has taken a step back from the limelight, producing, directing, once again with favorable results. He's smarter than you give him credit for. Even his blogs (the only thing you seem to have a knack for) are better written.
I get it. You're trying to be funny, while appealing to the masses of teenage kids (now in their 20's) who suddenly stopped liking this band once they became a mainstream band. Why don't you try going against the grain. It's more challenging, and would set you apart from other bandwagon internet bloggers.
Andrew
Thanks ***********, your premature presumptuous piss puddle of a post just convinced me to purchase 70 copies of this album. How's that for taking a stand? By the way, nice censorship system here. Bunch of whiny ******.
anonyfuckingmous
The guy who wrote this article is such a tool. LB might not have made music like Pink Floyd, but they made good energetic music. It was always a pleasure to go to a LB show. I saw Korn and LB at the Hammerstein Ballroom and it was one of the best shows I have been to in my life...period!!....This clown has no idea what he is talking about. Get a clue douchebag!
JJ
ive been an LB fan since 2000. i am still a dedicated fan. hardcore. LB is a band that lives for their follwers and fans, and are fueled by negativity (as explained by LB bassist Sam Rivers). it is because of haters and nay-sayers like this screw-loose-in-da-head journalist wanna-be that make LB want to go against something. so, thanks to guys like you scott, fuel has been added to the fire. LIMP BIZKIT 4EVER! BRING IT ON!
B-Black
damn the guy who wrote that really made an ass out of himself.
anyway, i'm pretty excited for gold cobra.
dude
Hey guys, you know what would be an hilarious joke? If Scott Orwig's opinion actually mattered. That would be a laugh-riot! Durst's antics were a lot more entertaining that any of the last decade's douchebag emo band frontmen's. After seeing music deteriorate into emo-ruled nothingness, perhaps LB can ignite a comeback for actually angry, loud, and mean heavy music, instead of whiny idiots screaming about how someone doesn't love them back.
Scott, you have your opinion. Judging by the number of comments telling you to shut the HELL up about what you don't know, or even care about, it's probably wrong. Otherwise, surely ONE commenter who wasn't related to you would have stood up to defend your senseless ramblings.
You sir, you would be the douchebag here, I am afraid. Hating will get you nowhere in life, except hated on yourself.
Rusty Shackelford
Jos joku saatanan kusipää sanoo, et Limp Bizkit on paska bändi niin haistakaa PITKÄ VITTU Limp Bizkit on tosi hyvä bändi ja varsinkin kitaristi Wes Borlan on siinä parasta
:)
I love all you guys and girls out there that hate ppl such as Scott, Rusty...i like your first line!
Gold Cobra Era is about to begin!
Doss666
Douchebag!
Go back to 80's you cheesy walking timemachine, your 2009 best albums list is ridiculous! The 80 decade was terrible for fashion and music, and in your list 70% of the bands are these moronic retards who digged out the terrible music of the 80's and are trying to get this undergound corny joke to the mainstream.
Get a life dude, learn more about music!
ozrenildo
Limp Bizkit has never used Drop-D tuning in any song to date. Not even on the album without Wes. Yes any Limp Bizkit song with rapping after Three Dollar Bill Yall's was pretty lame but the songs with singing are decent and the reason to listen to them has always been the fat riffs and the percussion. That and it's cool to wear a backwards red cap.. oh wait..!? Seriously, it's the band you love to hate but once loved and deny having a limp shirt in 2000 for fear that your friends who had the same shirt will make fun of you.
Limp Dizkus
Whoa listen Scott. Wdfis ur problem? Do u know how many Bizkit fans there r? They aint too popular but i know alot of kids that like them! theyre one of my fav bands! every one DOES give a fwuck. So shut up k? Reading that pissed me off. Just cuz u dont like em doesnt mean u can trash talk about them! >:(\
The Children of The korn
I just looked at this guys top albums of 2009. Should a douchewad like this even be commenting on LB's upcoming album? Obviously his taste is music is that of someone TRYING to be different than the rest of the world. Unfortunately it looks like he is trying too hard. That list of bands was disgusting. Come back to reality jerkoff. You have no idea what you are talking about.
JimJames
If you have never been to a Bizkit show, you will never understand why people like them so much. They can rock the house like no other band I have ever seen, and I have seen many. There's just something fun about thousands of fans bouncing in unison.
Rick M
I'm pretty stoked about the new album! :)
that's all i honestly have to say, haha
mike
And whos the 'proffesional idiot manchild' looking up info on an album from a band he doesn't like, then?
NMR
**** you scotty. Another hater added to the cock boy list.
Courtney
Scott Orwig, you're an idiot. Like them or not, they have always been successful, so they're obviously doing something right. Just like people who hate artists such as Lady Gaga or Miley Cyrus... people love to hate successful artists. If youre going to dog Limp Bizkit the way you just did, at least give us some examples of the music that you actually enjoy. I bet its something along the lines of strum machine Jack Johnson. Rick M you said it perfectly. If you havent seen Limp Bizkit live, you just wont understand what a powerful and intense metal sound they have. They're 100% one of a kind.
ScottisaFag
**** You scott.
Alexandra
Hey I still listen to limp bizkit and they came out when i was a little kid and i felt like i had a big d*** everytime i listened to them. but results may vary was a pretty crappy album and the unquestionable truth was just god awful. the instrumental aspect of it was good. the truth has an amazing intro. but fred just killed that cd. I am very excited to hear this album though because they haven't really been LIMP BIZKIT for ten years and I like music i don't have to take too seriously and TRY to enjoy over time. Chocolate starfish and the hot dog flavored water had a lot of songs with really crappy lyrics and WAYYY too much self satisfaction which annoyed me but i still love it. This is coming from a limp bizkit fan who can be honest. but gold cobra will be sick. bands don't just reunite after 10 years to make garbage
bob jergin
Scott, you don't know what you're talking about. Dissing a band around by stating arguments without any evidence is lame. Wes Borland is a a well-known, great guitarist. Even if "anybody" could play his riffs (which I doubt), the thing is he created them and they're unique.
You wanna hear really hard to play crap? Go listen to classical music and shut the f*ck up.
ScottO is lame
Limp Bizkit rock......eND of conversation! Deal With it!
JaY
limp is the best of the world they were at rock werchter 2009 en it was fantastic i'm sure i'm gonna buy the new album greets from holland
jens from holland
ha scott you are a idiotic **** dude. limp bizkit are the best. they have affected many peoples lifes including mine. me and my partner love them. they are talented musicians with lots of energey in cd and live, they are not just a band but a way of life, a community a family. they are the most exciting band i have ever seen live even 6 times over the years. in short LIMP BIZKIT RULE!!!!!!!.
FREDDY
scotty doesint know
ben d
Can't w8 2 listn LB!!!!!!!!
Matt Tuck
Limp Bizkit is a greeeat band, I can't wait to hear that album... Besides the personality of Fred, they're just awesome lol.
Carlos Santana
What a dumb **** who wrote this, limb bizkit's great !
J.andersom
LIMPBIZKIT is awsome,but I really do feel sorry for the jackass wrote this article haha
k'
I laughed pretty hard at this article, and all of the posts by everyone, OH EM GEE, someone is trash talking bahahaha let's all write super long paragraphs denouncing the person who wrote it and think it will make a difference. On the other hand it made me laugh, keep up the good work.
lol
i just found out the bizkit is back. i wanna hear mooooore!!!!!!!!!!!!the doosche who wrote that article. is probally some fat a** sitting on his computer talking s--t eating chips with his left and jacking with his right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
corykorn
Yo , Limp bizkit is one of THE most listened bands ever! everyone knows behind blue eyes, my generation, rolling, take a look around.
F** k all you posers
limp bizkit is f**king awesome!
ps: woodstock 2010, in Beauce QC , Canada, IM THERE MOTHA F** KERS!!!!
Diabolik_lord
scotty boy I don't know where or how you came up with your sh!t but thnx it's good to see pieces of sh!t like don't like bizkit and the hell with what you said Wes is one of the best
fred bizkit
HAHA!! :-D Scott Orwig you are an idiot. You can hate LB but for your information: Wes Borland plays open C# riffs and never ever played simple Drop D stuff in his life.. so be polite to genius who owns one of the most interesting guitar both handed finger tapping technique I have ever seen. And check some Borland guitar tabs.. like My generation, My Way, Rearranged etc.. And you will see that Borland plays very difficult and complex guitar melodies. Hail to LB!!
Morth
While I disagree with Scott's opinion of LB, he sure got all of you talking! lol. That's why he wrote that, to get people talking about and on his website. So say what you want but he won.
Anyway, I didn't even know LB was coming out with a new album until I saw them on the Tonight Show w/ Jay Leno. I'm very excited about the new album and I'm positive LB will kick ass and put themselves back on top!
KG
I find it hilarious to find how Limp Bizkit gets people so angry. get over it man. Music exists to inspire emotion. Clearly Fred and co. are doing something right... even with you.
Damien
Scott Orwig = FAIL!!!
Limp Bizkit is once of the most influential bands of this decade. I think Hank Williams Jr said it best "you only put down what you don't understand"
Landon
Hey guys im 21. Grew up with LB playing in my ears on my brothers' stereo. I was hooked and still am. So you can go suck a **** scott "douchebag"!
Hannes
Don't hate because you're a talentless hack.
Jack Willowbee
How original! A Limp Bizkit hater writes about how he hates Limp Bizkit. Thanks for bringing more hate into this world because that's ecaxtly what it needs.
anna
Hey Scot you can still prove you have some decency in you and explain yourself right here in the comments or with a new post. You probably didn't think there is still a whole sh*tload of bizkit fans out there. I for one cant wait for gold cobra. I'm 24 and Ive been listeing since 3 dolar bill y'all. The band is allmost nostalgic for me now and I am ready for some more angry 'effin rap rocking music right about now. I'll be seeing them live at Pukkelpop 2010!! BOOP BOOOP!
Sven
Scott Orwig,
Your attempt to belittle one of the most influential bands of our time has backfired tremendously and now it is you that is portrayed as the idiot manchild.
My best wishes to the band.
To Scott Orwig - you should have been sprayed on the sheets.
Nick
I'm going to my first LB concert in september , and they warned me it would be a life time experience I would never forget. Scot , shut the fck up (limp bizkit's historical phrase ahah)! If you even LISTEN to counterfeit or nookie , you wouldn't say that EVER. LIMP BIZKIT RULES
Antonio
What the hell is this website anyway? Prefix Magazine? Never heard of it. Not much of a surprise given how lacklustre their journalists are. Scott, at least provide some objective and constructive criticism to back up your drivel. To think that there is the possibility that someone puts money into your bank account each month for that - utterly laughable.
Anyway, really looking forward to this guys. Didn't even know about it until today and saw stuff posted on the Facebook page. Limp Bizkit's back!
Louis Cook
HAha youre so jealous, man.
Tim
I think maybe you're a hipster or a metal-wannabe *******, say hello to your mom, best regards!
Kbto
Limp debuted when i was like a sophmore in highschool and i still listen to em, been waiting a while for a new album, U.T. was a good album that should have got way more play, some serious lyrics in there if you listen, it was relevant to what was goin on in the world at some points, the rest of it was Fred sayin whatever the **** felt good, I wanna hear some gold cobra
Rob Fargo
Do you have any idea of music production? If you did you would at the very least appreciate John Otto and Wes's skills. If you look past the media image of Limp Bizkit you'll realize that the band consists of talented people. John Otto is an excellent drummer. Wes is an amazing guitarist. Fred Durst has more talent than you think, he successfully directed a great movie called the "education of charlie banks" Before you go criticizing this band's talent look at yourself. What have you done with your life apart from whine like a pussy?
Chris
limp bizkit... lo mas grande, el unico sueño que tengo en mi vida es ver un recital de ellos y gracias al nuevo trabajo gold cobra, van a tocar en argentina. Gracias por volver.
marcelo
Hahaha.. I think Scott Ballsac managed to lose even his internet cred with that "review"...
Limp Bizkit rules.. Now release "Gold Cobra" already !!!
faust666
I was rummaging through Google looking for info on Gold Cobra, when I came across this...blog entry? Unfounded display of opinion spewing? I don't know what to call this buttf**kery of words you just threw down here, but how you have a position writing this kind of crap blows my mind. Someone fire this joke.
Anyone who says Limp Bizkit completely sucks is the same kind of person who doesn't like other influential bands because they take the thunder away from the dog-sh*t they themselves try to call real music. I'm not going to name drop, because no matter who I call out, someone will get butt-hurt.
Don't slam a band if you don't even know what good music is. If it wasn't good music, Limp Bizkit wouldn't have sold like it did. Just because you don't like it, doesn't mean it's not good music. Prefix, do yourself a favor and get this Scott joke off your writing staff.
Pyro
Can Limp Bizkit still continue to make WAY MORE MONEY than this guy?
Joey
Limp Bizkit rocks! If you don't like em, then leave em alone loser!
Katie
I read every single post on here. I find it funny that there is not a single person who is supportive of his opinion. Scotty doesnt know!
THE GOLD COBRA WILL STRIKE!
Gold Starfish
DID the relase date change? I will jam this album forever.... long live limp bizkit!!!!!!!
Terrell
Scott Orwig can kiss my dick!!!! LB Bringin' the house down!!!! Haters be worthless!!!!!
DIGGS
Come on Scott Orwig, seems like you're a Beethoven or Mozart fan, and I respect that. But why spiting your poor opinion like this, how dare you publish that? did fred f..ck your girlfriend? and it's you're little revenge?
also you're judging Wes Borland guitar skill, is it because you made a 100% at guitar hero one day, and now you pretend to be the god of guitar?
you rock !!! continue like this you're "hilarious"
fr_fan
I am not going to buy this, I'm going to download it from a bittorent.
afroamerican nigga
yo stotty gimme your e-mail so i can send you death treats 4 the rest of your life,,,,,,,,hmph,you justin biber fan you
TOLUX
any1 who want's to send this guy deathtrheats, his email is probably: i'mastupid,sadfagandidon'tknowwhati'mtalkingabout@hotmail.com.
later
The author of this "article" is getting ripped a new one - one hell of alot of people are looking forward to this. Platinum album all over it!
Dave
Hysterical review. Keep 'em coming, Scott!
(Add the usual butthurt Limp Bizkit commenters. Cute.)
Diego
Drop-D? do your homework, also Borland plays guitar better than you give him credit for, whether you like nu-metal or not his guitar playing has influenced many many guitarists, so you will most probably be seeing more "dumb riffs". and thus well probably be seeing more ignorant reviews.
Dylan