Ja Rule Venni Vetti Vecci 2010

Just because you forgot about Ja Rule sometime around 2002 doesn't mean he ceased to exist. Hoping to jog the memory of a general public that hasn't given him much thought since back when he did all those songs with Ashanti (remember her? no?), Ja made the decision to name his would-be comeback album Venni Vetti Vecci 2010, a nod to his platinum-selling 1999 debut. It's like what Dr. Dre did with the Chronic 2001 except, y'know, terrible.

Abstract by Scott Orwig