This band is still putting out records? Jesus Christ. Even Face to Face broke up, didn’t they? How long can this continue? And on how many different labels? Can this band and Less Than Jake just get together and see if their accumulated releases top a thousand, just for shits and giggles? And then can they invite J Church and have some kind of conference on being the most prolific bands in the history of mediocre music? I’m full of questions. All I know for sure is that my friend Sussman is gonna be thrilled with this record: same pop-punk sensibilities filtered through the biggest, most radio friendly modern-rock sound these guys have ever had. Not bad, I guess. I can’t imagine what else to say about this: it’s like describing a slice of American cheese. Addendum: Apparently this band broke up after they released this. Oh.