Celebrity sex tapes usually make people intrigued. When famous stars (whether they're Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian or Tommy Lee) get it on and record the whole process, viewers get a voyeuristic charge from seeing what these folks do in private. It also helps that they're usually young and sexy people.
The latest sex tape to hit the internet is not like that at all.
In what can only be described as a glimpse into a sad and non-erotic world, Hulk Hogan has explicit relations on camera. Mercifully, the quality of the video is very low, and some good Samaritan has trimmed what was allegedly 30 minutes of copulating into a one minute collection of highlights.
The unlucky lady appears to be Heather Clem, the ex-wife of Hogan's good friend DJ Bubba the Love Sponge. Bizarrely, Bubba seems to be the source of a voice that appears off-screen in the video, encouraging the two before stepping out to let them do their thing.
I can't really recommend tracking down the video and watching it, but know this -- it's Friday, and people are going to be talking about it all weekend. You can at least blow people's minds after work by clueing them in to this strange and unsettling piece of internet news. Radar Online has all the gory details.