As if his life wasn't as bizarre/random/urine-soaked as can be, R. Kelly is selling a custom-made Looney Tunes bar for $2000 via Craigslist. The bar, which presumably was made for Kelly to celebrate "I Believe I Can Fly" being in Space Jam (aka Michael Jordan's Citizen Kane) and not to lure underage girls into his crib (bazzing!), features Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Yosemite Sam, and um, Jessica Rabbit, because Kelly apparently wanted a girl in there somewhere.
You can purchase the bar here. Kells is taking the best offer, so if no one jumps on this, I might try to toss in a bid of $17 bucks and a library card. But something tells me I'll it'll go for higher. [via Idolator]

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1. I think the proper terminology is ba-zing!
2. Isn't this the kind of thing most people give away?
3. Does he need money?