You Can Own R. Kelly's Looney Tunes Bar for $2000

As if his life wasn't as bizarre/random/urine-soaked as can be, R. Kelly is selling a custom-made Looney Tunes bar for $2000 via Craigslist. The bar, which presumably was made for Kelly to celebrate "I Believe I Can Fly" being in Space Jam (aka Michael Jordan's Citizen Kane) and not to lure underage girls into his crib (bazzing!), features Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Yosemite Sam, and um, Jessica Rabbit, because Kelly apparently wanted a girl in there somewhere.

 

You can purchase the bar here. Kells is taking the best offer, so if no one jumps on this, I might try to toss in a bid of $17 bucks and a library card. But something tells me I'll it'll go for higher. [via Idolator]

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5 Responses

May 12, 2009 at 2:53 p.m.

1. I think the proper terminology is ba-zing!
2. Isn't this the kind of thing most people give away?
3. Does he need money?

May 12, 2009 at 5:06 p.m.

I roll deep with bazzing. Maybe it's the Midwest dialect or something.

I think he's broke right now, due to the trial last summer, so that's why he's selling it.

May 13, 2009 at 6:30 a.m.

I suppose the question, "is he actually broke" won't be known unless the ish REALLY hits the fan. I can't imagine what $2,000 is gonna do for his ongoing expenses. We haven't heard about any foreclosures or anything. However, I think that's a sentimental piece of work to complment a landmark in his career. If not for the fact of his court case, something like that may have gone for so much more than $2Gs.

No one thinks this is a weird item, anyway? A bar (for alcoholic beverages) with Looney Tunes characters on it??? Sounds rediculous, if you think about it.

Dj Will Power
www.OverpowerRadio.com

May 13, 2009 at 9:10 a.m.

Does this come with Michael Jackson's Peter Pan bed sheets?

Too soon/obvious?

May 13, 2009 at 10:29 a.m.

Way too late. Estan. Way, way too late.

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