The legendary Wu-Tang Clan (WTC) have announced a new contest that aims to find the next "nine generals" of the Wu-Tang Clan. Why? Because of....well, because, B. It doesn't seem like this is actually sanctioned by any of the important Clansmen, but by someone who owns a trademark. But many lolz go out to this contest for including U-God as a judge, because if there's one thing that U-God knows like Cocaine straight from Bolivia, it's quality rhyming.
You can stand-up, man-up (sorry ladies) and clan-up right over here. A trailer video that explains nothing is above. But you already know that. [Daily Swarm]
You can't just up and "become" a member of Wu-Tang like that.
It's like grown adults can't make new friends on their own anymore. They have to hold contests to garner seemingly creative relationships.