I'm going to make a bet with you. Kind of. Actually, nah, it's more like a dare. Just try to watch the above R. Kelly video without snickering at least several times. Come on, you can do it. Actually, no, you can't, because even Kells himself cracks up at the end. Can you blame him, though? Even if he does sound excellent here, the whole shoehorned "happy birthday...to memyselfandI" bit is too good for words. And where the hell is he singing this anyway? A damn strip club? Do your thing, Robert.