Watch Christopher Walken Read A Script From ‘Honey Boo Boo’

    In the future, scientists and historians will want to piece together what American society was like at the beginning of the third millennium. Thanks to the internet and other kinds of technology, they’ll have a lot of information with which to work and can probably reconstruct a good deal about what life is like now. However, there are some things are are surely going to mystify them. 

    One of them is Honey Boo Boo. 

    The popularity of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is remarkable, and the people of the future will absolutely be confused when they analyze it. The tale of an overweight family who eats disgusting food and spends all of their money on beauty pageants for their youngest daughter is certainly interesting, but not to this extent. 

    The only thing more confusing to future historians than the phenomenon of Honey Boo Boo herself is when others comment upon it. That’s why we’re glad to share the latest piece of the Honey Boo Boo puzzle — Christopher Walken reading from a transcript of one episode. Screen Junkies convinced him and Seven Psychopaths co-stars Sam Rockwell and Colin Farrell to join him, and the results are stupefying. Enjoy it below.