Andrew Winistorfer
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Virgin Finally Finds Ideal Audience for Chris Cornell's <i>Scream</i>: Captive Airplane Passengers

Virgin America, Richard Branson's airline, has announced plans to play Chris Cornell's Screamto people who won't have a chance to escape it: airline passengers. That's right, if you have the unfortunate task of flying home this holiday season on a Virgin America flight, you'll be subject to hit jams like "Part of Me" (sample lyric: "that bitch ain't a part of me") and "Scream." I'm betting requests for those terrible Audioslave albums (which are like Beatles albums compared to Scream) are going to skyrocket on Virgin flights. [24-Bit]