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Violent J Addresses All You 'Miracle' Haters

12:36 p.m. · April 26, 2010 · by Andrew Winistorfer

Put on a hat immediately, because you want to keep your brain contained due to the mind blowing shit you are about to read. First off, Insane Clown Posse have their own online newspaper. For real. And it's insane. It's called the Hatchet Herald, which is better than "New Methhead Times" I guess. 

But the reason I've been reading the Hatchet Herald is because Violent J has finally gotten around to addressing all you haters who hated on ICP for their "Miracles" video. There is so much gold here, you might as well call it Fort Knox. To wit:

"The song “Miracles” is classic ICP.

 

Part of me doesn't want to know how they really make crop circles. My imagination wants to believe it’s aliens or somethin’. If people can’t relate to that, then that’s their loss. I mean, seriously, it must truly suck to have no imagination about these things. Us Juggalos have deep imaginations, and an awesome sense of humor.

 

 

We appreciate all this shit. Especially a yellow ass, long neck giraffe. What’s a shame is how people walk around blind to it all. They lost their spirit about everything. If you can’t even see the miracle in animals, then you must have never truly loved a pet.

Too deep, Violent J. Et tu, Shaggy 2 Dope? Apparently the Hatchet Herald couldn't get his thoughts. Read the whole thing here. Then read a how-to feature about fucking magnets.