So here we go: Today brings the beginning of IFC premiering new installments in R. Kelly's strange soap opera, Trapped in the Closet. As you might expect, things don't get any more normal in Chapter 13. Nope, Kells keeps things "crazier than a fish with titties." We meet Rosie the nosey neighbor's husband, Randolph, of course played by R. in one of the most ridiculous-looking fat suits in cinematic history. Also note how Kelly seems to fix his falling-off facial hair right in the middle of a Rosie and Randolph tete-a-tete. Things leave off with Sylvester going off to look into some shady business transaction. Watch it all here.