Apparently, "American Idol" fans don't think Victoria Beckham is big enough to fill Paula Abdul's seat at the judges table on the talent series. That's what happens when you give up carbs!

The entertainer formerly known as Posh Spice took part in AI's Denver auditions last week, and "it didn't go too well." "She tried too hard to be 'nice,' but came off as icy and wooden," reported a source. Also, several contestants expressed their disappointment when they realized they weren't performing in front of Abdul, who will not be returning to the FOX show next season. Insert "Cold Hearted Snake" joke? [Idolator]