Velvet Revolver, the last great rock & roll hope of guys who chain-smoke unfiltered cigarettes, wear sunglasses at night and black leather jeans, and unironically sport vintage Faster Pussycat T-shirts, claims that reports of the band replacing former singer Scott Weiland with erstwhile Spacehog vocalist Royston Langdon are unfounded. Spelunking in the deeper canyons of your memory in an effort to recall Spacehog? (It was the '90s -- 'nuff said). Wondering how much longer it will be before the recently revealed concert footage of Weiland falling into the drumkit at a recent gig with Stone Temple Pilots becomes officially tragic? When you're done with those preoccupations, you can help us start a betting pool on how long it will take before the perfect match of the 21st century is finally made, and Velvet Revolver and Pete Doherty realize their mutual destiny.