Ukraine Looking to Ban SpongeBob Squarepants For Being “Homoerotic”

    Apparently, the nerdy and lovable SpongeBob Squarepants is making Ukraine feel somewhat uncomfortable.

    According to a government commission by Ukraine’s National Expert Commission for Protecting Public Morality, there is grave concern over SpongeBob being “homoerotic.” The report went onto say that his best friend Patrick, a pink starfish, is “a real threat to children.”

    The report also singled out a number of other American shows which included The Teletubbies, Family Guy, The Simpsons and Pokemon. The report stated that they were all “projects aimed at the destruction of the family and the promotion of drugs and other vices.”

    I guess the children of Ukraine would be better off watching broadcasted trials showcasing their heavily corrupt government? [Daily Mail]