When he's not slagging off his own country, Noel Gallagher is at his best when turning the mouthy screws on his little brother. "I'm probably the single most lucky man in the world," he once said of Oasis's success. "Apart from our Liam." That little under-the-bus gem didn't make UK rag the Mirror's Top 10 Noel one-liners, but there are a few doozies in the mix, including that old chestnut regarding Blur's Damon Albarn and Alex James. "I wish the pair of them would catch AIDs and die." Tell us how you really feel, Noel! [The Mirror]
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