Maynard James Keenan seemingly never ceases in his quest to freak the fuck out of parents everywhere. Not content to cause pants-crapping with just his side project Puscifer and its new album (put your hand over your mom's eyes) V is for Vagina (out October 30), Keenan will also cause mayhem in upcoming months with his main band Tool. The prog-metal act has scheduled a string of November and December North American dates. All leading up to Christmas, of course, because if Keenan is about anything, he's about spreading the good news of the Christ child's birth. Definitely. 11/14 Austin, TX - Erwin Center 11/16 Houston, TX - Toyota Center 11/17 New Orleans, LA - New Orleans Arena 11/19 Tulsa, OK - Tulsa Convention Center Arena 11/21 Denver, CO - Pepsi Center 11/23 Casper, WY - Casper Events Center 11/24 West Valley City, UT - E Center 11/25 Billings, MT - MetraPark Arena 11/27 Saskatoon, SK - Credit Union Centre 12/4 Everett, WA - Comcast Arena 12/5 Portland, OR - Memorial Coliseum 12/7 Spokane, WA - Spokane Arena 12/10 Los Angeles, CA - Nokia Theatre