TIME Writer Tries To Track Down The 658 People Who Bought Heidi Montag’s ‘Superficial’

    Instead of writing yet another bum-out story about how we’re basically totally fucked, TIME magazine has delivered a story of a nobler type: One of its writers tried to figure out who were the 658 people who bought Heidi Montag’s Superficial LP. We learn that basically the only people that bought it were either, a) idiots, or b) people who wanted to laugh/blog about said album, and then realized they bought an album by a set of teeth that can’t sing. This is basically the best story of TIME’s history. Read it here