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The Scorpions To Break Up, Surprise People That Thought The Scorpions Were Already Broken-Up

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The Scorpions To Break Up, Surprise People That Thought The Scorpions Were Already Broken-Up

German rockers/spandex enthusiasts The Scorpions have announced that they will be breaking up after a global tour that kicks off in March. This is news to everyone besides the Scorpions, because apparently, The Scorpions were still together as a group. 

 

The band was started in 1965(!) but didn't get famous until the hair-metal boom of the 1980s. Their farewell tour will apparently hit five continents, which seems like they're betting there are a crap load of Scorpions fans in Antarctica (because there are none in Asia or Africa, obviously). [Spinner

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Ha. Who knew?

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What a cock who wrote this excuse for an article

The Scorpions' love pump

i think they're still big in Germany. I was watching boxing on Showtime and they had a fight in Germany and they were the musical guest.

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Ah who cares, the Scorpions suck anyway, bunch of no-talent losers.

Billy

People who aren't fans of the Scorpions obviously didn't know that the Scorpions were still together. Article fail.

Jim

no fans in asia are you for real tehy sold more then 9 million cds in asia with the last 3 cds and eye to eye was a hit in several asia countrys are you jornalist or a joke ... i bet you dream about kenny j songs

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