A week after challenging WWE Superstar HHH (a.k.a. the Game) in a wrestling match (who is currently out with a torn quad, btw), The Game has offered up some choice bits for L.A.-bound soccer star David Beckham.
In an interview with Sound Generator, The Game had this to say:

"I'd kick David Beckham's ass on any given day," the rapper says. "I'd just pick the ball up and kick the s**t out of the stadium, game over."

Doesn'''t The Game know that if they were to fight using the conventions of Tekken Tag Tournament or Marvel vs Capcom, he wouldn'''t just be fucking with Beckham, but Pele'''s bicycle kick attack and Tom Cruise'''s summoning of the scientology god Xenu? Personally, I would want no part of that, no matter how many people in my crew were down.
So who'''s next? Pope Benedict? Stephen Colbert? Eric Cartman? At this rate, The Game is setting himself up to be the Brandon Flowers of the hip-hop world . . . except he makes better music.