Ted Nugent has never been known for his subtle political observations, but this video is pretty wild even for Uncle Ted. The patriotic gunslinger/ guitar-slinger broke into an insane rant during an August 21 concert in Anaheim, California, as he partook in the venerable American tradition of threatening political candidates with automatic rifles. In the clip (included below, thanks LiveLeak) Nugent holds up ACTUAL F***ING MACHINE GUNS and screams (to wild audience approval) "Obama, he'''s a piece of shit. I told him to suck on my machine gun! ... I was in New York, I said, 'Hillary, you might want to ride one of these into the sunset, you worthless bitch!'"
OK, if I had to guess, I'd say that Ted was probably higher than Keith Richards after an all-night binge at the crematorium (sorry, I've got Richards on the brain), but you gotta marvel at how crazy this is even for someone with such a mad-dog public persona. Explaining the incident on FOX's O'Reilly Factor, the Nuge said to guest host John Kaisch, "Trying to explain the intensity of over-the-top outrageous, irreverent rock 'n' roll is like trying to explain an orgasm to a eunuch. If some people don't get it, I am not here to help them through the quagmire." I hope so much that Ted Nugent has never actually tried to explain an orgasm to a eunuch. Hey, there's no Prefix blog category for Ted Nugent? Then let's initiate what I hope will be a long and prosperous spring of hilarity.

Rocker Ted Nugent on His Recent Obama, Hillary Rant [FOX News]