Remember when it was basically the best thing ever to be Suge Knight? You got paid for doing nothing, essentially, and you got to hang Vanilla Ice off a hotel balcony. The days were long and the women were willing. It was a good time.
Now it’s basically the worst to be Suge Knight: He’s having to sue Kanye to pay medical bills, he gets punched on the street, and now he’s wanted by police for skipping a court date stemming from an arrest for driving without a license last year. I guess that’s the karmic toll for living off Tupac, Dre and Snoop for so long. [TMZ]