It's a bad time to be a celebrity this summer, because it seems like you're either really dead, or if anything unfortunate happens to you (like you have a cavity, you get in a fender bender, you fall off the stage at a performance), you're presumed dead by the internet. Thus explains the fact that "Steven Tyler dead" is one of the biggest searches on Google right now, and he isn't dead. He just fell off a stage at Sturgis earlier this week (during "Love in an Elevator," which is strangely poetic, since the chorus goes "livin' it up when I'm going down"), and had to go to the hospital for head, neck and back injuries. The dude will be fine, but the band had to cancel a few dates to give him time to recover. Steven Tyler: totally not dead.