Oh my god, guys, a new Soulja Boy video! What is our generation's number one poet up to this week? He's apparently come down with a terminal case of Swag Flu, and he's decided to do a new song telling his fans the struggles he's going through. He's got gold chains, and one of those neck pillows :( He's got two women to help him (he must be on home health hospice) :( He's also so hot and so fly.

But on the bright side, at least no rapper will ever be tempted to use "swagger" as a term ever again, thanks to Soulja's thankless crusade to kill it by catching it in flu form.