Lara Crombie
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Snoop Dogg Lists Compelling Arguments For Not Voting Romney: 'He A Ho'

Check out Snoop (Dogg) Lion's list of why he's voting for Obama and not Romney! Looks like the rapper can add "politico" to his growing list of occupations, and judging from his key arguments, Obama might consider hiring him to coordinate his election campaign. There's got to be some way to slip "hugged Beyonce before and sniffed her neck" into the next Presidential Debate. Meanwhile, Mitt's not doing so great: "he's a Mormon but he ain't got no hoes" (could be because "he's a ho"). [The Daily Swarm]