Slim Thug was a guest on The Daily Show last night in a hilarious segment about how the recession has changed the rap game forever. I can't really do much more here than to tell you to watch it, and give you a few choice lines:

"There's a lot less ballin' since the recession came about"

"There's not as many video hos as there used to be"

"That's a cutback of like 60% of video hos"

"Now the video hos might bring their kids"

"I haven't sold a single diamond-encrusted glock in like two years"

"So many strippers expect you to make it rain. Now we go to the strip club to eat. Not necessarily to go get a dance or to make it rain."

"I don't even look at the stage often"

"Weed doesn't count as health care"

"When he drunk and mess up his words, I get them words"

"Try to get me to throw my hands in the air"

"He always bringing the fat girls in my section"

[via Daily Swarm]