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Seriously Louisiana? Hurricane Chris Performs "Halle Berry" at Louisiana State Legislature

 

Look, I know running a state is hard. You have to worry about roads, poverty, football teams, schools and naming streets and malls (I have a PhD in state running). But I'm damned if I can figure out a reasonable explanation for the video above, which finds Hurricane Chris performing his so bad it's terrible single "Halle Berry" at the Lousiana State Legislature DURING A REAL LEGISLATIVE SESSION. What are they trying to regulate? Ringtone rappers? Do they want to know more about how young people are dancing like assholes on YouTube to "Halle Berry?" Did they do this solely to end up on the Daily Show

 

But it also brings up further questions like, Who asked Hurricane Chris to appear? Was he summoned or given a subpoena? Did he really have to explain the song? Who doesn't understand what the song is about? Did he perform other hit jams like "A Bay Bay?" Who's that woman who looks so proud for being Hurricane Chris' escort? Does she have no shame? And is Hurricane Chris four feet tall, or is that podium six foot four? Can that podium play center for the Hornets? My mind has officially been destroyed via exploding.

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Hurricane Chris

What??

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Sad...Totally inappropriate song. This Rep. Norton should resign!

Black America

No City will love you like your hometown, & flattary will get you places if it's honest.

Tone G CPT

No city will love you like your hometown. Creator of Rollin Wit Da G or Now Rolling With Me. Congrads Huricane Chris. You have put Shrevport on the Map. Nice Remix. Tone G CPT Known as Tone G YEA FOLK!

Tone G CPT

RETARDED! I hope that this was done durring recess or intermission, and not while legislation was conducting official business. I hope this fool didn't get paid for such a HORRIFFIC performance. Now Louisiana has one more thing to be laughed at. I am offended as a citizen of Louisiana.

Christina

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