Don't feel like dancing? Then you better not show up to a scissor sisters show when they return to this continent in a couple of months. Because you can bet Jake Shears, Ana Matronic, and the rest of the group will be up there on stage shakin' theirs and expecting you to do the same. Here's where you can catch all the fun:

3/2 Philadelphia, PA Electric Factory
3/3 New York, NY The Theatre at Madison Square
3/4 Washington, D.C. 9:30 Club
3/6 Montreal, QC Metropolis
3/7 Toronto, ON Koolhaus
3/8 Detroit, MI State Theatre
3/9 Chicago, IL The Riviera Theatre
3/11 Maplewood, MN The Myth
3/12 St. Louis, MO The Pageant
3/13 Kansas City, MO Uptown Theatre
3/15 Dallas, TX The Palladium Ballroom
3/16 Houston, TX Verizon Wireless Theatre