Rush Limbaugh Warns Jay-Z That Obama Might Cut His Foreskin Off (Audio)

    That ghoul Bill O’Reilly has already weighed in on Jay-Z’s “Off That,” and now it’s Rush Limbaugh’s turn. Rush responded to Jay-Z’s warning to get off his balls by claiming that Barack Obama wants to cut off America’s foreskins. It makes perfect sense. That is if you’re batshit crazy, have no shame, haven’t actively thought with anything resembling a brain for at least the last 30 years and are genuinely afraid of black people. The audio is below, as well as a transcript:

     

    RUSH: Does this, Snerdley, mark a new development in my career to be singled out in a rap song by the famous rapper Jay-Z? I guess it is. As far as I know I have never been mentioned in a rap song by anybody. I guess it means I’ve made it. I’m now in a rap tune by the famous rapper Jay-Z. “[T]ell Bill O Reilly to fall back. Tell Rush Limbaugh to get off my balls.” I would remind the rapper Jay-Z: Mr. Z, it is President Obama who wants to mandate circumcision. We had that story yesterday; and that means if we need to save our penises from anybody, it’s Obama. I did not know I was on anybody’s balls, either. I’m happy to know that they think I am, though! But I didn’t actually know that I was.

    +1000 Lulz for saying he’s happy to know he’s on Jay-Z’s balls. [Idolator]