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Rush Limbaugh Warns Jay-Z That Obama Might Cut His Foreskin Off (Audio)

That ghoul Bill O'Reilly has already weighed in on Jay-Z's "Off That," and now it's Rush Limbaugh's turn. Rush responded to Jay-Z's warning to get off his balls by claiming that Barack Obama wants to cut off America's foreskins. It makes perfect sense. That is if you're batshit crazy, have no shame, haven't actively thought with anything resembling a brain for at least the last 30 years and are genuinely afraid of black people. The audio is below, as well as a transcript:


RUSH: Does this, Snerdley, mark a new development in my career to be singled out in a rap song by the famous rapper Jay-Z? I guess it is. As far as I know I have never been mentioned in a rap song by anybody. I guess it means I’ve made it. I’m now in a rap tune by the famous rapper Jay-Z. “[T]ell Bill O Reilly to fall back. Tell Rush Limbaugh to get off my balls.” I would remind the rapper Jay-Z: Mr. Z, it is President Obama who wants to mandate circumcision. We had that story yesterday; and that means if we need to save our penises from anybody, it’s Obama. I did not know I was on anybody’s balls, either. I’m happy to know that they think I am, though! But I didn’t actually know that I was.

+1000 Lulz for saying he's happy to know he's on Jay-Z's balls. [Idolator]

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Foreskin???? I would vote that his entire little penis should be cut off. He wants to allow a public vote on civil rights for gay Americans so why shouldn't he be subject to a popularity contest on his manhood?


Listen Racists, Haters...we have a BLACK PRESIDENT! Get over it!!

Black n Proud

the only argument black people have for obama is that white people are racist. thats because they cant argue anything else because obama has done nothing positive to speak for. and the only reason they voted for obama is because he is black so in reality they are the racists. he and of course jimmy carter are the united state's worst presidents ever. mostly because they are communists and want all the power to be in the government and not in the people. these gov't officials only serve themselves


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