Mike Burr
Contributor

Rocawear Exploring Onesies: Jay-Z and Beyonce Expecting

According to a blog that bills itself as "the most visited urban website in the world,"  Jay-Z and Beyonce are expecting their first child. Citing a source that is, capitals included for effect, ROCK SOLID, the article states that Beyonce is "doing fine and resting for now," and that Jay-Z is "extremely happy to be having his first child with Knowles." Many congratulations to the happy couple, but they have a lot of work to do: it's only sixteen short years until they have to top Diddy's kid's appearance on My Super Sweet Sixteen. [New York Post]