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Rick Ross vs. Kreayshawn

3:14 p.m. · September 12, 2011 · by Drew Millard

Rick Ross, he of "Fat Rich Guy Who Raps About Boats" fame, has decided to start some shit with Kreayshawn, she of "Small Hoodrat Who Raps About Being A Small Hoodrat" fame, because the pint-sized Bay Area called him a "fake" in a recent freestyle. Ross responded in an interview with XXL, saying,

“I cant wait to slap the shit out of whoever carries her bags. And I hope it’s her nigga. Dirty bitch. You better know the fuck you talking about. I’ll pay 50K to mess up your whole week.”

Wait, Rick Ross knows who Kreayshawn is, right? She's a girl. And she's, like, 21 or something. And from the looks of her, Kreayshawn weighs about ten pounds. Her whole schtick is being this portmanteau of hipster style, street culture, and the word "swag." Everything about her is essentially a construct.

Chill out, Rick Ross. This is deeply embarrassing for you and hilarious for the rest of us.

In other news, Rick Ross still owns over two hundred pairs of sunglasses and still is making a documentary about his own life called The Bossumentary.

[via RapRadar]