What better way to avenge your wounded pride and--no doubt--shrunken masculinity than by selling your cheating girlfriend's Radiohead tickets to "attractive females that will pose in flirty photos with [you]?" Such is the case of the English bloke/Radiohead fan whose tale of woe (and maybe just a plea for love), has gone viral, with "Breaking Bad" actor and fellow concertgoer Aaron Paul even tweeting his seat location in hopes of meeting this ruthless Casanova.
The ad, posted on UK classifieds site Gumtree, is basically your run-of-the-mill pitch, at least until the part where "Stu" casually reveals the sudden availability of these tickets is a result of dirty, dirty adultery. His "cheating cum bucket" girl, it seems, "was fornicated with two other men," and as a result, is not worthy of two Radiohead tickets, nor Stu's heart (damn straight).
Oh, and as a bonus "throw-in," Stu will have sex with the lucky buyer, though he makes sure to clarify this as "optional." [Gawker]