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R. Kelly pulling more out of the Closet

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R. Kelly pulling more out of the Closet
Oh hells yes! Oh Kells yes! You knew this was coming. And you know it's going to be awesome...ly bad. Or so awesomely awesomely bad that it wraps back around to being just plain awesome. I don't know, it's confusing.
Yes, you too should be prepared to be narratively confused when sex jam/soap opera master R. Kelly unleashes the next 10 installments of his "Trapped in the Closet" series August 21 on DVD via Jive. In an odd pairing that makes the saga even more strange, the Independent Film Channel is partnering with Kelly and Jive. The channel will air the original twelve "Trapped" episodes in the weeks running up to the release of the new DVD, then have all "Trapped" episodes streaming on its website. I mean, I guess "Trapped in the Closet" could be seen as independent film. It's certainly independent from any cognitive reality.
Post away in the comments on what new characters you think might show up in these new episodes. I certainly hope the bowel-control-impaired midget makes an appearance.
R. Kelly Heads Back In The 'Closet' On New DVD (Billboard)
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Any details on the upcoming plot? I am hoping for more midgets with intestinal problems, cases of mistaken identity, and unecessary threats of gun violence!!! I CAN'T WAIT!

Nikki

I also hope he does another great in its pointlessness commentary track on the DVD.

John Zeiss

Yes! I can wait for this to come out. I'm ready to see what will happen next. I'm a big fan and supporter of Kellz. He is STILL the man!

Francesca

could he even sell that song as a single? I know that HE thinks it's intesting, but maybe he needs to take a look a his sales again. I don't know anyone who rushed out to buy that song.

LorettaK

[...] Prefix: I guess ''"Trapped in the Closet''" could be seen as independent film. It'''s certainly independent from any cognitive reality. [...]

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