This won’t make up for everything that he’s done since 2009, but still: Let’s all take great joy in this picture of Chris Brown running away from a seagull that was captured by BBC cameras. Brown was partying on the beach when a seagull sensed the collective Zeitgeist of feelings toward Brown, and acted on behalf of all of us. Thanks, Seagull. You are a true hero.
I can’t wait until a photoshop meme launches up because of this. Who’s going to start the Chris Brown Jurassic Park Tumblr? Or the Chris Brown Being Attacked By Animals Tumblr? Someone should. Right now. [BBC]