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Please Britney, don't hurt 'em
OK, anyone who missed Britney Spears' certifiably "toxic" performance last night, har har, here is a still viable link. It's Britney, bitch! Just for fun, here's a highlight of quotable reviews of Britney's comeback performance a laMetacritic:"It was obvious Spears just wasn't into her performance. You can pretty much see her give up. So much for a comeback."
-San Jose Mercury News
"Voyeurs around the world were ready to see a fallen star back onstage. She didn'''t disappoint: she was awful. Visibly nervous, she tottered around the stage, dancing tentatively and doing nothing that sounded or looked like real live singing."
-The New York Times
"The poor thing wobbled through her moves while looking sad and a bit confused in her chosen "outfit" -- a glittery bra and panty set. The over all effect was that of an out-of-shape hooker with an inner ear infection."
-Seattle Post-Intelligencer
"Dressed in sequined black underpants and bra, an out-of-shape Spears moved tentatively around the stage, getting totally outgrooved by her backup dancers and badly lip-syncing her way through the song whose main lyric was "Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme."
-Washington Post
"She looked more like Edie Sedgwick in the post-lobotomy scenes of the underground movie "Ciao, Manhattan."
-Los Angeles Times
And because today is 50 Cent/Kanye day here at Prefix, we should also mention that Mr. West wasn't too happy with Britney's performance, either.
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I think a more fun prediction contest than the album sales figures ones we're doing would be, "Predict what all sedatives Britney was on." Lethargic isn't even the word.
John Zeiss
god, this was bad. so bad. i felt sorry for... wait, no I didn't. this is exactly what I hoped would hapen.
John B
god, this was bad. so bad. i felt sorry for... wait, no I didn't. this is exactly what I hoped would happen.
John B
Yo Christina Aguilera has a better voice and nicer booty. Britney da fakity!
Yung Daba
I just saw that shit for the first time, and the best part was when they flahsed to 50 in the audience and he had a look on his face that was priceless.
DipSeth
hey... spears not that bad! fark you, let see if those things happened to you, will you talk this way? azhoul! fark your self!
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