Please Britney, don't hurt 'em

Britney SpearsOK, anyone who missed Britney Spears' certifiably "toxic" performance last night, har har, here is a still viable link. It's Britney, bitch! Just for fun, here's a highlight of quotable reviews of Britney's comeback performance a la Metacritic:
"It was obvious Spears just wasn't into her performance. You can pretty much see her give up. So much for a comeback."
-San Jose Mercury News
"Voyeurs around the world were ready to see a fallen star back onstage. She didn'''t disappoint: she was awful. Visibly nervous, she tottered around the stage, dancing tentatively and doing nothing that sounded or looked like real live singing."
-The New York Times
"The poor thing wobbled through her moves while looking sad and a bit confused in her chosen "outfit" -- a glittery bra and panty set. The over all effect was that of an out-of-shape hooker with an inner ear infection."
-Seattle Post-Intelligencer
"Dressed in sequined black underpants and bra, an out-of-shape Spears moved tentatively around the stage, getting totally outgrooved by her backup dancers and badly lip-syncing her way through the song whose main lyric was "Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme."
-Washington Post
"She looked more like Edie Sedgwick in the post-lobotomy scenes of the underground movie "Ciao, Manhattan."
-Los Angeles Times

And because today is 50 Cent/ Kanye day here at Prefix, we should also mention that Mr. West wasn't too happy with Britney's performance, either.
Bloggers call Britney "a train wreck" [Ingram 2.0]
Posted in: BRITNEY SPEARS , MTV
 

6 Responses

September 10, 2007 at 5:46 p.m.

I think a more fun prediction contest than the album sales figures ones we're doing would be, "Predict what all sedatives Britney was on." Lethargic isn't even the word.

September 10, 2007 at 6:02 p.m.

god, this was bad. so bad. i felt sorry for... wait, no I didn't. this is exactly what I hoped would hapen.

September 10, 2007 at 6:03 p.m.

god, this was bad. so bad. i felt sorry for... wait, no I didn't. this is exactly what I hoped would happen.

September 10, 2007 at 6:39 p.m.

Yo Christina Aguilera has a better voice and nicer booty. Britney da fakity!

September 10, 2007 at 8:26 p.m.

I just saw that shit for the first time, and the best part was when they flahsed to 50 in the audience and he had a look on his face that was priceless.

December 25, 2007 at 4:26 p.m.

hey... spears not that bad! fark you, let see if those things happened to you, will you talk this way? azhoul! fark your self!

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