Pharrell Designs Lotion Bottle Because He Is Clearly Qualified To Design Lotion Bottles

    Sometime producer, sometime terrible rapper Pharrell Williams has announced his latest attempt at cross-branding: He’s gone ahead and designed a bottle of lotion for Kiehl’s lotion company. The lotion, an Acai Damage-Protecting Toning Mist (whatever the hell that means), will retail for $26 and will be out in time for Earth Day. I could make a Silence of the Lambs joke here (“It puts the lotion in the basket,” etc.) but I’ll avoid it. I bet there are people who have PhDs in lotion bottle designing that are so pissed right now. [Wooha]