News · 12:41 p.m. · March 1, 2007

P-Dots and the Penguins

Wow, the more adult, much more trippier sequel to Happy Feet just wrote itself. Chart Attack reports claims from England's Cotswold Animal Park that, while visiting with permanently-attached arm candy Kate Moss, perpetually-outcrazying himself Pete Doherty threw what appeared to be a joint into a pen full of penguins. Witnesses say one penguin then picked up the spliff and ate it. (Guess Pete forgot to also give the bird a light.) Onlookers say the penguin then looked wobbily. The story quotes a veterinarian saying cannabis could be fatal to penguins, but doesn't say such a fate befell the penguin in question. The thing probably just had a really good time that it doesn't much understand or remember, just like the first time everyone smokes grass.

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