Anyone who had "Paranoid Android" in their "Pitchfork's Best Songs of the 1990s" pool is totes out of some money this morning: The site chose Pavement's "Gold Soundz"* as its number one, edging out songs like "Juicy," "Loser," "Protect Ya Neck," "Holland, 1945" and (ridiculously) "Nuthin' But a G Thang." I guess they have to pick something by Pavement, and picking "Cut Your Hair" would have been too obvious. Overall though, the songs in the top ten are generally pretty awesome; I'm sure everyone will have some problem with the order:
10. Weezer, "Say It Ain't So"
09. Beck, "Loser"
08. Aaliyah, "Are You That Somebody?"
07. Neutral Milk Hotel, "Holland, 1945"
06. My Bloody Valentine, "Only Shallow"
05. Wu-Tang Clan, "Protect Ya Neck"
04. Radiohead, "Paranoid Android"
03. Dr. Dre f. Snoop Dogg, "Nuthin' But a G Thang"
02. Pulp, "Common People"
01. Pavement, "Gold Soundz"
See the full list over at Pitchfork.
*- Which isn't even the best Pavement song. Or the best song on Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain.
Would y'all laugh at me if I told you "Gold Soundz" was my favorite song?
Man...I can't believe people run competitions for music??? I mean come on! Really! I really thought Pitchfork was above that...Guess not...Who's the winner?..Who's the king of the universe? Who can take subjectivity and turn it into a definite science? What? Next your gonna tell me that evolution is mathematically possible. Mmmmmm...Maybe I am taking myself too seriously...red wine can do that...And the winner is.....
Mark Ferguson
I'm pretty sure even Pitchfork was embarrassed by the pick.