Pavement Will Collectively Get Diabetes on “Ace of Cakes”

    It’s time to alert Billy Corgan that his his arch nemesis, the band Pavement, will star on an episode of the Food Network’s wacky baking show, Ace of Cakes.


    If you’ve never watched Ace of Cakes, it’s more than just a play on Ace of Bass’ name. Basically, some badasses in Baltimore construct the biggest, craziest cakes in the history of cakedom, and everyone is super impressed. The crew was in New York during Pavement’s shows in Central Park, and Pavement was presented with a cake of their own.


    While no photos of the Pavement cake has surfaced, there are a few guesses as to what form the frosted piece of art takes. Could it be as sloppy as Stephen Malkmus’ guitar solos, as crazy as Bob Nastnovich’s singing, but as basic as Steve West’s drumming, all at the same time? All questions will be answered in an upcoming, currently unscheduled episode.