Paris Hilton’s New Song/Video “Drunk Text” With Manufactured Superstars Is The Worst

    So you were watching the red carpet special before the Grammy Awards — OK, maybe I’m alone in that — and you saw Paris Hilton get camera time only to think, “Why in the fuck are they interviewing her?!” Well, as she let slurred into the microphone, she was working on a new single. And apparently this god-awful, talk-techno song with the laughably named Manufactured Superstars is it. It’s called “Drunk Text” — no bullshit — and features her rambling on about drunk-related nonsense for nearly four minutes. This is a fucking joke, right? [Gawker]