Paris Hilton Apparently Going To Become House DJ

    Only someone as irrelevant as Paris Hilton could manage to actually be late to the dance-pop party scene . According to sources, the socialite and unintentional pornstar is currently training to become “the most powerful female DJ of all time.” She’s doing it with the help of festival-bro producers Deadmau5, Afrojack, and David Guetta, and planning to join them on stage some time in the future. I actually want this to succeed much more than I want it to fail – because if she ends up making great art I’m pretty sure the entire music-writing industry will explode. If she does fail, it’ll still probably be better than 2006’s Paris. [NME]