We've already established that the Ozzy Osbourne Samsung ads are the saddest commercials ever conceived. I mean, the dude is being used as a walking punchline, and either a) he doesn't care, which shows he's desperate, or b) he doesn't know, which is very sad. Instead of Samsung relying on Ozzy's slurred speech to sell phones in the ad above, they're relying on his ability to look like he's contemplating Earth for the first time. This isn't as sad as the earlier one, but it's not great either. [Metal Sucks]