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Orlando Magic Fans Make Music Video To Try To Convince Dwight Howard To Stay

1:00 p.m. · February 9, 2012 · by Andrew Winistorfer

Sports! Am I right? Sports are like assholes: Everyone has one, and they always talk about them. The Super Bowl is over now, so I guess that means we have to care about the human giraffes that play "ball basket" from now until the NFL draft. Fun! 

Giant human and NBA player Dwight Howard is having problems with his team, I have heard (reporting!). He doesn't want to live in Orlando/Disney World, and he would rather take his services to a team in a real city like New York, L.A., or New Jersey (which is a real place?). But Orlando Magic fans aren't taking that: Two fans have created a music video trying to convince Howard Orlando is a cool place where he can do fun things. Apparently?

The song is called "We Love You, Dwight," and it's damn convincing, in that it is entirely not convincing and would not convince me to stay in Florida if I could be paid millions to put a ball in a metal ring in a city like New York. But I guess this is all you can do when your most famous player since Shaq is probably going to pull a Shaq and leaving your city forever. Watch the video over here. [DS]