Music festivals??? Lame. NOT ENOUGH METAL!!!! You could probably walk through the metal detectors at Fort Knox no problem with the amount of metal at Bore-achella and Suck by Suckwest. If you want to know where the real heshers are gonna be festivalizing, you'll have to pay $60 for a two-day pass to the LA Murderfest 3.0, being held at the Knitting Factory on March 24th and 25th.
While names like Obituary, Deceased, Anal Cunt, Pig Destroyer, Genghis Tron, Repulsion, 7000 Dying Rats and Progeria might be nothing more than the butts of jokes to you whiny indie rock weasels, these Murderfest participants represent the best grunters and grinders in all of death metal and grindcore. As if two days, two stages and 40 bands weren't enough, the Murderfest also features the exclusive reunions of Brutal Truth and Atheist, one of the craziest, most technically amazing death metal bands of all time, who haven't recorded or toured together since 1993. Your attendance is highly suggested - a lot of fat, long-haired dudes in leather and spikes are going to be VERY displeased with you if you don't.
For the full band lineup and more info, visit the LA Murderfest website.