Oh Thank God: Gwyneth Paltrow Probably NOT Going To Be Recording An Album

    Remember how, back in March, it was reported that Gwyneth Paltrow was maybe going to be starting a real music career? Well, it appears that some higher power has saved us from that indiginity, as Paltrow’s record deal offers have fallen apart, after she asked for a whopping $1 million advance. Which, if you’re keeping score at home, would have been around what Drake got as an advance AFTER he already had a top ten hit. Paltrow has no such thing, except for a marriage to that dude from Coldplay and roles in movies that require her to sing a little. Apparently the record labels in this country showed some restraint (for the first time) and decided to back off from just throwing money at things. Good for them, better for us. [Vulture]